Never say a harlot is past their prime. After all the drug abuse, the multiple visits to rehab/Hollywood vacation and her daily intake of gallons of hard liquor, Lindsey still has a stupid sexy body and amazes again. I know you all thought that the purple swimsuit was the peak of of this hotty, but these new photos from complex.com show a much darker, slightly sluttier, and much to my approval, more brunnete side of The Parent Trap star we all fell in love with back in ’98. Hopefully she makes it through prison ok and puts out a few more scandalous pictures and god willing, another Mean Girls. Or she could just put out. Dealer’s choice.